A new ability for Power Girl's boobs?

What the hell is this? Power Girl's boobs are now some sort of - lightning rod?  They're boobs, not some sort of electricity insulators!

DC, this is Power Girl, not Captain freakin' Marvel (or Shazam, as I think they are calling him nowadays.  Legal stuff, I believe)!  If you read the story, you see that PG does indeed take a lightning bolt to the chest, so the cover is not just some sort of artistic license taken.  I know you're supposed to "suspend your disbelief" when it comes to comics, but c'mon!  I would think that taking a lightning bolt to the chest would hurt even her! 

Just sayin'...

Power Girl by Paul Taylor!

Now on sale on eBay is an original artwork of DC Comics' Power Girl, as done by Paul Taylor, who also does the webcomic Wapsi Square, of whose strips I have posted here previously. It looks as if Power Girl is becoming what I still hope to be - the busty superhero chick that artists draw when they draw a busty superhero chick.

Maybe I can convince Mr. Taylor to do one of me as well. :-)

Power Girl (almost) as you've always wanted to see her!

Hmm. I had a discussion with the boss about how to post this, and we both agreed that if you're one of those kind that checks out my blog while at work, then this might be considered NSFW. You know... in case you have one of those insane feminist bosses. :-P

In the link is an artwork of Power Girl (almost) as you've always wanted to see her.

The artist is Scott Blair, who just happens to be the same artist that did an artwork of me last year. Dang, Scott! Or should I say, Great Scott! That's some nice artwork there, dude! And that perfectly positioned hand (well, maybe not for some of you!) is the perfect tease for this kind of work. This gives you more of a gander of PG's awesome boobs than we normally would see, and yet not quite everything. It just works, and I think it's cool.

Statue of Wonder Woman is missing something. Hmm...

I've seen this statue of Wonder Woman before, and I've considered getting it for the boss, except the full-sized one is so danged expensive! But if I did get it for him, it would have to be the full-sized one, because the smaller one does not do this work justice. It's a rather stunning display of female musculature that demonstrates how female muscle can be both toned and yet still feminine. I also wonder how that top stays on despite the large and very round breasts almost bulging out of it!

I know some feminist friends of mine will take offense to this statue, and in truth, they do have a point in that it shows that female superheroes not only have to be able to do what the male ones do, but they also have to look hot doing it. I've responded that the men have to look pretty hot, too, wearing those tight outfits that hide very little. And what's that wearing-the-underwear-on-the-outside thing they got going on there? Sending a subtle message, you think? LOL

Anyway, as I looked at that picture of the Wonder Woman statue, I got to thinking that something was missing. Now, what could it be? Hmm...

Oh, I know! This!

A trait that She-Hulk and I share in common - besides big boobs!

I see in the cover below that Marvel Comic's She-Hulk and I share something in common. Well yes, big boobs for sure. Uh, yeah - the tight and revealing attire, that's another. Hmm ... you're right, there's also the height, long hair, and curvy figure. Hmph! Okay, look! She accidentally ripped the door off of that taxi! When I was still getting used to my super strength back in college (which was about the time that my strength was REALLY starting to develop), I used to rip car doors off a lot. I felt sorry for my poor dates!

The cleavage hole in the costume: Explained

Below is an exchange between DC Comics' Power Girl and Cyclone (in case you don't already know, PG is the blond and Cyclone is the redhead) in January 2010's issue of the Justice Society of America 80-Page Giant #1.

If you wish, go ahead and scroll down to read the exchange before I continue. What I wish to discuss is related to the exchange below. I'll wait. Hmmhmhmhm... lalala...

Okay, what did you think? Cyclone gets it on why PG has the famous "cleavage hole" in her costume. Pretty much, it's the same reason I have the cleavage hole in my costume: It's theater. A little more on this in a bit.

I've attempted before to explain one of the purposes of my blog: To tease you guys on your obsession with boobs. I've also discovered that in the process of teasing you guys on this, I am also partly contributing to the objectification of women, which was not quite what I was shooting for with my blog - but it also demonstrated to me on how easy it is to drop into the trap of objectifying women. So then - why do this? Why make this blog on boobs, and why have that cleavage hole (and the smiley face on my boob, for that matter)?

I thought about this, and I'll try again to explain. I want to keep working on this until I get a good working explanation that will be functional for such discussions. I know I haven't gotten to that point yet, and I am not certain that I'll get to it this time around, but hey - nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh? So let's have at it, shall we?

Most women who want to show cleavage would simply wear a low-cut top or dress. There's trashy ways to show cleavage of course, but there are outfits that can both show cleavage and yet still be fashionable, stylish and elegant. For example, think of most formal ballroom outfits or bridal dresses. Like I said previously, those outfits show cleavage by being low cut enough to show cleavage.

An outfit with a cleavage hole, however, simply has a hole cut where cleavage can be seen. PG's outfit has an oval shaped opening while mine is more of a chevron shape. The thing is, an outfit can be designed to be low cut and yet still not show cleavage, but an outfit with a cleavage hole ain't designed for anything else BUT to show cleavage! Because of the deliberate intent to show cleavage, a cleavage hole is often considered one of the "trashy" ways of showing cleavage.

So what do I think? Do I think cleavage holes are trashy? If I did, I wouldn't have one on my costume, would I? Do you think I would deliberately wear something that I regard as trashy - especially since I'm an admitted conservative? Do conservative women dress trashy? It's just not done, is it? Would June Cleaver sport a cleavage hole in one of her classy 50's dresses that she seemed to always wear?

Let's hit the questions above in order. I think cleavage holes are fine under certain circumstances; for example, in a superhero costume, or perhaps a cheerleader costume. In other circumstances, while I don't think they're trashy per se, I do think that they can look very odd on a woman's standard everyday top. You can have holes in your jeans and look fashionable, but holes in tops would just look odd, or like you don't take care of your clothes.

In regards to conservatism and attire, just because I am conservative does not mean that I wouldn't wear something a little revealing. There is a reason I wear the long sleeve crop-top with the cleavage hole and the short skirt: It looks good on me for one, and it serves as a great distraction in battles with bad guys - and bad girls, for that matter.

And the thing is, who says that being a conservative woman means dressing like the stereotypical school marm? Why can't we be conservative yet hot? Have you seen some of the women on FOX News? They look pretty hot to me. This is in contrast to the liberal women I've seen who dress in various degrees of sloppy. Basically though, nearly their entire wardrobe consists of blue jeans, t-shirt and flip-flops.

Which brings me to my costume. Like I said above, while tops with cleavage holes might not be appropriate for everyday wear, it's a different story for a superhero costume. Superheroes are supposed to be showy and larger than life. It's theater, as Cyclone explained in the exchange below. As egotistical as it may sound, superheroes are meant to draw attention to themselves for various reasons, but two primary ones are:

1.) To provide a visible symbol of hope to the general population that no matter how bad things get, someone is on the job to set things aright (Captain America is one such example), and

2.) To draw the attention of the bad guys away from innocent bystanders by drawing attention towards the superhero. Thus, the costume has to stand out from your usual everyday attire.

Because of my long (I'm 6 foot 1) and curvy proportions, my costume emphasizes those aspects of myself even more. I have long legs, so I wear a short skirt. And of course, I have big boobs, so I have a crop top which ends just below the bustline as added emphasis, and of course the top also has the cleavage hole. As for the smiley face, it's mainly to draw attention there even more, plus it's a memory device; that is, it's one feature on how you remember me: as the superhero chick with the smiley face on her boob. Theater! And marketing! LOL

In my next blog post, I'll discuss how we superheroes utilize the attention we draw from supervillains.

Yoko and Boota

I was sent the images below from a female friend of mine, mainly because she knew what I would comment on *specifically*. Neither I nor her know the Manga show that the characters below are from, but their names are Yoko (the busty chick) and Boota (the little furball in her cleavage.

Now, I'm willing to impart that ol' "suspension of disbelief" to accept that a little furball could live in her cleavage without leaving poop or urine in her bra. That's just cartoons, and it's how you dudes' strange little horny minds work. But, there is a problem in the image that follows below.









Okay, you see those two images. Now check out this one:











See the problem here? Well, I'll explain it for you: Boota is not in Yoko's cleavage! Don't think so? Look again. Note that you can see the space between Yoko's boobs at the bottom of her bra. That span is where Boota should be. In other words, that bra is connected at the bottom only by that thin red strap, and does not form a pocket for Boota to be staying in. In order for Boota to be residing in her bra, there needs to be fabric spanning that cleavage to form that hamster-holding pocket.

So... just where is it that Boota is emerging from, if not Yoko's cleavage? It looks like he's emerging from her sternum, a la those Alien movies! Somehow, Boota is literally burrowing into her chest! Wouldn't that hurt, you think? Unless Yoko has some super power that allows critters to burrow into her body, but that's just creepy.

Anyway, that's my take. Sorry if I burst any of you guys' bubbles there... :-P

Surprise! Back and with a new banner!

Hey, gang! Did you miss me? :-)

The more observant of you already noticed, but over the weekend me and the boss collaborated on a new banner. The image of Power Girl on the right hand side is an actual clip from the most recent issue of Justice Society of America # 27 that just came out last week.

For busty superhero chicks such as PG and myself, it's hardly suprising that in this age of cellcams that photographers take pics of our chests. At least with my smiley face (temporary) tatt on my boob, there is still a smile for the camera, even if they just shoot my boobs. LOL

It's also because of cellcams that I wear "hotpants" that cover my whole butt like what cheerleaders wear under their skirts. No "wedgie" wear that leaves very little to the imagination, in other words.

Anyway, I had a great time visiting with family and friends back home, but it's good to be back here and blogging. We'll hit the ground running on Thursday. See you then!

For the ladies on Facebook: How would you like to become a Busty Superhero Chick?

Yesterday on Facebook, thanks to one of my female readers, I got an inspiration to create a topic for my first photo album there: It will contain recruits to the ranks of Busty Superhero Chicks!

Here's the requirements for joining the Busty Superhero Chicks:

1.) Must be female. (sorry fellas. I'll see what I can come up with for you)
2.) Must have a superpower (make one up if you don't have one)
3.) Must have big boobs (you can - ahem - "pad up" if necessary; just look convincing in your pic!)
4.) Must have the urge to serve the common good and have an overwhelming desire to seriously kick the asses of supervillains.
5.) Must come up with a superhero name. If you want help coming up with a name, ask the rest of us and we'll bat around a few ideas.
6.) Must be on Facebook (because the photo album will be there), and one of my "friends".

If you pass the initial test, then you will join the ranks of Busty Superhero Chicks and be given a (imaginary) book of smiley face stickers to stick on your boob. Once in our esteemed ranks, you will be asked to make a pic of yourself striking a superhero pose and sporting the smiley face sticker on your boob. The costume is optional, but could be a fun thing for you to do. Just make sure that whatever outfit you wear, you show enough cleavage to see the sticker. For placement suggestions, here's where I put mine:











Note that it doesn't matter which boob you put the smiley face sticker on. Also, if you are an Adobe Photoshop wizard, you can fabricate one instead. Just make sure it looks real!

You will know you have arrived in the esteemed ranks of the BSCs when you see your smiling mug in my photo album! You will then be free to brag about it to your friends! :-D

Soon, I hope the ranks of the Busty Superhero Chicks swell like a sponge thrown in a lake! If you know of any other ladies who might be interested, let them know about this blog and my Facebook page.

We'll see just how far we can take this! Maybe it will become one of those Internet meme phenomenons that we often hear about! Wouldn't THAT be cool! LOL

I'll keep you all updated on this.

Occupational hazards of a busty superhero chick

As I was going over some of my comics this weekend (yes, I read comics!), I came across some scenes that have happened to me. Below are the pics:












Above is probably the number one thing that happens to me: People don't want to break hugs with me. It's the boobs, plain and simple. They're like magnets. People just love crushing themselves against me. I haven't had to actually pry anyone away, but I've come close a couple of times.















I've had the dream above quite a few times where my boobs suddenly expand like that. They never explode or anything - they just get so big that I fall down like the woman above. I don't know what in my dream causes them to do that, and I generally wake up right after I fall down. I then check my boobs to make sure that they aren't huge like in my dream. So far, they've been the same size they've always been. Whew.

















This is a close second to people wanting to hug me: Stuff falls into my cleavage ALL THE TIME. I've had hot cinders before, when bad guys pop stuff in front of me to blind me, and it hurts just like the woman in the pic above is showing.

Stuff that has fallen into my cleavage that I don't know how it got there:

* A flashdrive that wasn't mine. It had no info on it, so I don't know whose it is.
* A "Lego" man. I figure that one of the many kids who's hugged me put it there like some sort of gift.
* A small garden gnome. Twice. I figure that it must be my electronics engineer doing that, because she collects gnomes. I just don't know how she manages to sneak him in there.

I still have all of that stuff, by the way. It still amazes me that stuff finds its way in there. My cleavage must have some sort of gravitational pull or something.















The above has happened to me quite a bit. My butt has been grabbed numerous times, nearly half of the time by women! They think nothing of reaching under my skirt and grabbing my butt - even though I could hurt them seriously with a literal flick of my finger. Men I can understand because they're jerks, but women? Maybe they're just curious as to how firm my butt is. It's probably the same reason my boobs get poked a lot - to see if they're "real". And they are. No plastic or silicon. All me.
















I've mentioned previously how in my first super battle, I hit someone so hard that my bra broke and my boobs tore through my tank top. After that, I made a bra that was a lot stronger, much like She-Hulk's in the pic above. My muscles have also torn through clothes like that as well - especially if they're fitted outfits. I don't get musclebound like Shulkie, but I can flex my muscles that it tears my clothes. But I don't do that a lot unless I have to, because it's hard finding clothes in my size. That's also the reason that I'm working on a line of clothes for super women. I'm calling it:

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I'll have a line of unbreakable underwear, and clothes that are proportioned for a super woman's physique, and yet still fashionable. The smiley face on my boob is going to be my symbol.

Ha! This was a fun post!

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Busty Superhero Chick - Wonder Woman

And now we come to the bustiest superhero chick - Wonder Woman! Well, "bustiest" so far as being known for having big boobs!

Wonder Woman (WW from here on) is a princess of an island of Amazon warriors. Her mother is Queen Hippolyta, and her sister is Donna Troy. If not called WW, then she is also known as Princess Diana, or simply Diana. Others have worn the WW costume, including her mother and her sister, but Diana is the one most famous for wearing it. More on the costume below.

WW actually had her start way back in the early 1940's. As with most superheros with such an early start, explanations had to be given as to how someone who was in at least their 20's back in 1940 can still look so young more than 60 years later. Most of the time, the explanation is, "it's not the same person". See, 1940's WW is referred to as "Earth 2 WW", the one that met Steve Trevor and so forth. That WW actually had a daughter. The WW from the 1950's thru about 1985 is "Earth 1 WW". Wait, how did Earth 2 come before Earth 1? Don't think about it - it'll only make your head hurt.

After 1985, the current WW can be called, basically, "modern era WW". This WW still has the magic lasso, but it only forces them to tell the truth, and that's only if they choose to talk. If they don't want to talk, then they don't have to. But if they DO talk, then what comes out of their mouths is only the truth. The lasso of the past compelled whomever was ensnared in it to do the bidding of the holder of the lasso - usually WW, but it could be used by anyone, and that person could compel even WW to do their bidding if she happened to be ensnared in it.

Whatever era you look at, her origin is basically the same - Amazon Queen Hippolyta desires a child, even though she is on an island of only women. Guided by the ancient Greek goddesses, she forms a child with clay, and the goddesses cause that clay baby to form into a real baby. However, this baby has special abilities even beyond her superhuman and virtually immortal fellow Amazon sisters.

She comes to the U.S. for different reasons in each era, but basically she is serving as a sort of ambassador of Themyscira, the name of her home (also known as "Paradise Island"). Once she meets up with other superheroes, she joins their organizations - the Justice League. In whatever form the JL takes, she's always one of the founding members. Her, Superman and Batman form a core threesome that basically guide the other superheroes of the DC Comics universe. In recent years, she was in a controversy in which she purposefully broke a villain's neck in order to stop his mental control of Superman.

WW's costume has changed considerably over the years, but even in those early years, she showed cleavage - so she always had boobs. It's gone from the stiff bodice with skirt and clunky boots to the one-piecer with strange and impractical "ballet booties" to the stiletto heel boots to the current and more practical flat-soled boot. The cut of the leg openings can vary - depending on the artist drawing her - from a cut that covers her whole butt to one that is "wedgie wear". She's always almost always had the bracelets and headband/tiara, even though those have changed in appearance over the years as well.

WW is also known for a scene in this video clip from an episode in the Cartoon Network show, Justice League Unlimited, titled "Dark Heart". Check it out!



Yep, that's WW really sticking a superhero in her bra! Here's a still shot of that scene:


























Wow! What a lucky dude! Thing is, that couldn't really happen (yeah yeah, "suspend your disbelief" and all that. I get it), because...

1.) that space between her breasts is just that: a space. It's not a cockpit or otherwise a seat where Atom could strap himself into. It's simply a space, and as she moved around or even flipped upside down, there is nothing keeping Atom from falling out - unless there's something in her costume or bra small enough for his tiny hands to hold onto.

2.) Her breasts - that is, real breasts - are not hard and immobile. They are basically rubbery bags with nothing but the bra to support them. Without a bra or some sort of support, breasts will flop this way and that, depending upon the movement; thus, when WW draws her arms together, her breasts are pushed together - and Atom could get crushed! And since she's superstrong, he could literally get flattened like roadkill on the street! Hell, he could get crushed to death just from her breathing hard! Then WW would have this disgusting red stain in her cleavage! I doubt even the horniest teenager would want to go out that way!

Here is a video clip of how much breasts move in a WW costume. The woman, of course, is Lynda Carter, who played WW way back in the 1970's.



See how much they move side to side? Now imagine Atom in her cleavage! It would be the equivalent of two giant walls slamming on him from side to side! Now imagine the real WW and her super strength, and the impact of those "walls" increases by probably a hundred! And that's if he doesn't just fly out from all that side to side movement! Okay, one more:

3.) What's to keep Atom from sliding further down? If there is a bra under that bodice, then perhaps that prevents him from sliding down, but it wouldn't prevent him from falling out (see #1)! If there is no bra under there, then he could slide further down into - well, all kinds of trouble! And not the good kind (sorry, fellas!)! If he's not crushed by her breasts coming down on him from above, then her superstrong abs could crush him if she were to do some sort of stomach crunch fighting the bad guys. And if he goes further down even more- still not good! All that leg movement (powered by superstrong muscles) provide too many methods that he will be crushed to death!

Nope, even in comics and cartoons, this just won't work! This is still the stuff of teenage sexual fantasies! One last note: In a recent issue of The Atom, WW is seen sticking her hand in her bra to pull out - a chair for Atom! What the HELL?? C'mon, folks! How and why is she keeping his furniture in her bra?? And didn't the pointy legs of that chair hurt while in her bra?




























Okay, enough of this. Let's move on...

Here we have the actress most famous for playing Wonder Woman: Lynda Carter!














No other actress has been able to pull off playing the Amazon like she has.

And finally, here's a pic of WW for you to put on your computer or cellphone wallpaper:














Whew! I'm tired!

Busty Superhero Chick rating on a scale of 1 to 10 in which 1 is worst and 10 is best, WW gets a 9.75. Highest rating ever!

Highest ever, that is, until me! Finally, at last, later this week I make my own first appearance! You will see for who this blog is named. You will at last see THE Busty Superhero Chick! Stay tuned!

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Busty Superhero Chick - Tsunade

Now we're getting to two of the biggest - and not just in bra size - busty superhero chicks! Today is Tsunade, and next time will be Wonder Woman. By the way, it is Tsunade's bounteous bosoms that grace my profile pic. ;-)

Tsunade is a character of the Manga (and anime) show, Naruto. She is the hokage - or defender/leader - of the village that she works in, which is called Konohagakure, or just Konoha for short. She was originally one of three ninja that were considered highly skilled. One went on to become basically a pervert, the other became evil, and she became despondent due to the deaths of her little brother and her lover. When we first see her, she is coming into town looking for the local gambling hall. She has a gambling addiction, you see. She also drinks a lot.

However, despite her past history and current lifestyle, and despite being a woman in her 50's, she still looks like she's in her 20's. This is because of a ninja skill that allows her to manipulate her "chakra", which basically is her "life force". By manipulating her chakra, she's able to keep herself young looking, and is able to alter her appearance in such a way that she can skip out on her gambling debts (and there are many) in case things go bad (and they usually do).

Apparently, this ability to alter her appearance includes giving herself massive boobs. I can think of a couple of reasons to do this. One, one of her former teammates (the pervo one) used to call her "flat-chested Tsunade", and she probably still remembers that. Two, big boobs are a great means of making sure that anyone at one of her gambling venues aren't spending a whole lot of time memorizing her face should she try to skip out on her debts again. ;-)

Naruto, the main character of the Naruto stories, and his tutor (who happens to be one of Tsunade's former teammates - the pervo one) are in that same village where she's boozing and gambling looking for her. They find not someone who is "hokage material", but quite the opposite. Long story short, all of them fight the third former teammate who is now evil. They all defeat the evil one, and he goes away to lick his wounds. After all that, Tsunade has a change of heart and accepts the role of hokage, a role that she had initially refused. Once she was a lush and a gambler on the road to nowhere. Now she is a lush and a gambler - but with a job! Kinda like most politicians nowadays, wouldn't you say? ;-)

In the video below, which has subtitles, a kid runs into Tsunade in such a way that it's a good thing that she has all that padding, 'cause he coulda hurt himself!



In the video below, you see Tsunade swing away at the former teammate who is now evil. Look at those massive boobs sway! It's a good thing that she has all that super strength, because otherwise she'd have killer back and shoulder pains!

Naruto - Episode 96


Let's take a look now at how Tsunade is drawn in the Manga book where she first appeared. You notice that the artist meant for her to have big boobs - and not just big boobs, but heavy, massive boobs. Most times when large breasts are depicted in comics, they are shown as being unnaturally stiff and hard, and jutting out like traffic cones. If they ever ran into a concrete wall, their boobs would leave impact craters - that's how hard they were!

However, notice how Tsunade's breasts crease and dimple when handled in a certain way. The artist (Masashi Kishimoto) apparently took great care to emphasize what breasts that size do in the circumstances that they are shown in the artwork below. In other words, they're not made of rock or other hard substance, they're soft. This gives Tsunade a more realistic feminine touch that is lacking in other superhero women, even though her breasts are unrealistically large. Now, when I say "unrealistic", I don't mean "impossible", because there are women out there with boobs that big!





































I just love this one! Isn't she lovely and ladylike? ;-)











Busty Superhero Chick Rating (on a scale of 1 to 10 in which 1 is worst and 10 is bust - er, breast - I mean, best!): 9.5. The highest rating yet! This is because of the realistic depiction of Tsunade's breasts that the artist drew them.

Coming up next - and last, but certainly not least - is Wonder Woman.

After that will finally be my own first appearance!

See you then, kiddies!

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Busty superhero chick: Starfire

And now for the #1 busty superhero chick in my B-list poll: Starfire! By the way, when I am talking about Starfire, I do not refer to the teenage version of her depicted below, but rather to the adult version as depicted in the images further down. Just wanted to clarify that! ;-)













According to various origin stories, Starfire - whose real name is "Koriand'r" (sometimes called "Kory" for short) - comes from a planet named Tamaran. She was a princess there, and had an older sister named Komand'r.

Komand'r - also known as Blackfire, and that's what I'll be calling her from here on - was jealous of Starfire because Starfire was next in line to the throne due mainly to the fact that Blackfire did not have the powers that Tamaraneans normally had due to a disease in infancy that robbed her of those powers. That power was flight due to the absorption of solar energy. I guess in Taranean royalty, you have to be able to fly to the people if you are going to rule them. This action of passing over Blackfire began the jealousy that she has had ever since. It doesn't help matters that Tamaraneans tend to be overly emotional anyway, so this jealousy is doubly worse as a result.

But these parents don't sound like candidates for Parents of the Year anyway, because when some of Tamaran's enemies conquered the planet, one of the surrender conditions was the enslavement of Starfire. (I gotta wonder - are the Tamaraneans descended from the French? (badaBOOM!) Okay, I better move on...) The parents apparently said, "Here ya go. Enjoy!" Later on, both Blackfire and Starfire were captured by another alien race who experimented on their solar absorption powers by forcing solar energy into their bodies to see how much they could absorb before they exploded. Niiiice...

It was during these experiments that Starfire gained her starbolts, and in the process of escaping, she found Earth, joined the Teen Titans, and the rest is history. She's now an established Earth superhero (a busty superhero, no less) that is now mentoring the next generation of Titans. Of course, she does have the Tamaranean trait of tending to be emotional (hit first, ask questions later, in essence), and she also likes to be nude when she can, for she feels that clothing hinders her solar absorption abilities. Other than that, she could shape up to be a great mentor.

Busty Superhero Chick rating (on a scale of 1 to 10 in which 1 is worst and 10 is bust - er, best) : 8.5

The next busty superhero chick coming next will be Tsunade, whose generous bosoms are currently my profile pic. See you then, kiddies!

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More busty superhero chicks coming

Sorry I haven't posted as much as I wanted to, but things got unexpectedly busy for me. Coming this weekend, I will be talking about Starfire. Next week, I'll talk about Tsunade, and then Wonder Woman - proud wearer of the Wonder Bra! (actually, I don't know if that's what she wears, but don't you think she should?).

And then the week after that will be - finally! - my own first appearance here on my blog! Hopefully by the end of the month, my own stories will begin, both on my blog and on the ComicSpace site. The writer of my stories hopes to have another artist by then. I'll keep you updated.

Hang around, kiddies! The fun's still coming!

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Busty Superhero Chick: She Hulk

Today's busty superhero chick is none other than the cousin of The Hulk, the She Hulk! There's quite a few male/female cousin combos out there. There's the Hulk and She Hulk, Namor and Namorita (and Namora), Superman and Supergirl as well as Superman of Earth 2, whose cousin is Power Girl. I'm not sure why that is.

Anyway, She Hulk's secret identity (which is actually not so secret) is Jennifer Walters, who is a lawyer. There's something of a history that says that she and cousin Bruce (Banner, the Hulk) spent a lot of time at the local library as kids. Once they grew up, they didn't see a whole lot of each other until later, when Bruce wanted to talk to Jen about how liable he would be legally for whatever the Hulk did. As comics would have it, Jen was also being stalked by the mob, and a drive-by shooting almost did her in. It took an emergence blood transfusion from Bruce to Jen to save her. And of course, the gamma-radiated blood caused her to become - tada! - the She Hulk.

The She Hulk at first was wild and angry like her cousin, but later she gained more and more control over her emotions to the point that she could for the most part be a regular superhero. However, from time to time, she does have "Hulk-out" moments where she is rampaging much like her cousin, and can be nearly as hard to bring down.

In recent years, the She Hulk has gone back to her legal roots, and has spent more time as Jennifer Walters. One reason for that is because some judges feel that being in court as She Hulk could unfairly sway the jurors (and even some judges) to render decisions her way just because she's a big-time superhero. Lately, however, she has been playing bounty hunter due to some still-unexplained reason that caused her to get disbarred. In the current issue (#28), she's sitting in jail. What happens to her next remains to be seen.

Jen has been going through some difficult times in recent months, including having to take sides during Marvel's Civil War. She also found out that her cousin was shot out into space to parts unknown, and this caused her to switch sides. She still tried to fight against her cousin when reasoning with him didn't work, but of course, it was no contest. Things apparently went downhill for her after that, because before we knew it, she was disbarred. And so it goes.

And now for a little editorial: It's been established in recent issues of She Hulk that her Hulk form is more assertive and uninhibited than her Jen persona. Not only that, she has also been rather promiscuous. Now, it's not so much her promiscuity that I have issue with, it's the fact that nothing ever results from her numerous sexual encounters, nor has it been established that she uses any sort of birth control. Normally, someone that promiscuous and without the usage of birth control suffers from either sexually transmitted diseases or becomes pregnant somewhere down the road.

I suppose it could be said that, since she had an enhanced physiology, then she heals from whatever diseases she may catch from her lovers. However, what about her regular human lovers? For instance, the Hulk's lover, Betty Ross, suffers (if she hasn't actually died already) from poisoning from the gamma radiation that the Hulk emits. For the She Hulk, for her to have sex with regular human males would mean putting them at risk for radiation poisoning as well. Or at least - (ahem) - a certain part of them, if ya get my drift.

So the Hulk can poison his lover just by being around her, but She Hulk does not do the same, even though her contact with her lovers is a lot more intimate? Can someone say "inconsistency"? Granted, Marvel Comics may not want that much detail on the problems that can be caused having sex with the She Hulk. However, if they are going to mention that she is promiscuous, then there should also be some consequences of those actions. Some stories could even be made from those consequences.

For instance, some of her former love interests could come back to her stating that they got radiation poisoning from her. Maybe some of them are on their death bed. Tony Stark as well, could start developing symptoms of radiation poisoning. How would all this affect She Hulk? Would she stop having indiscriminate sex? Would someone develop a condom that blocks radiation? Who could she sleep with? Other gamma-radiated beings? Besides the Hulk, the only others I can think of are Doc Samson, The Leader, and The Abomination.

She Hulk discovering the potential consequences of sex with her could serve as a lesson to the readers as to why indiscriminate, irresponsible sex can cause serious complications - especially as a gamma-radiated female. Either that, or the writers could stop mentioning her promiscuity, but I doubt they'd do that - especially now that I've provided them an "out" as to how they could address the issue. We'll see if they listen to me.

Of course, she could change into Jen to have sex, but one, I bet her lovers want sex with She Hulk, not her much smaller alter ego, and two, Jen still might be radioactive even in her human form. If she - She Hulk - cut back on sex or even cut it out completely, what would that do to her? Would she have a "Hulk-out" moment, but instead of a rampage, she gets VERY flirty? A "horny Hulk" storyline could be one for the ages if the writers can do it right!

Busty Superhero Chick rating (on a scale of 1 to 10 in which 1 is worst and 10 is bust - er, best) : 8.0

The next busty superhero chick coming next - probably Tuesday - will be Starfire.

Busty Superhero Chicks: Power Girl

Today we start out with one of the well-known busty superhero chicks of the comics universe: Power Girl. And if there were ever a good example of being in love with a busty superhero chick, PG is it. So in love is DC Comics with PG that they had rewritten her origin story several times in order to keep her in their "universe".

They finally settled on her being the survivor of what used to be called "Earth Two". Basically, though, PG is "SuperGirl" of Earth Two. But older. And taller. And about maybe 3 to 4 cups sizes larger. I guess the Earth Two diet is better. ;-)

PG is known to be bold, brash, and sometimes leading with her fists instead of her brains. Almost always since her beginnings in the mid-1970's, she's sported a short 'do and had big boobs. Other than a few variations, she's almost always had the white costume with the red cape and blue gloves and boots. Her staying power, though, seems to be her bold and brash personality.

Currently, she is the head of the Justice Society of America. How she will do as the leader rather than one of the critics remains to be seen. It's one thing to criticize the leadership - another thing entirely when you ARE the leadership, and all that criticism is being directed at you. It will be interesting to see how leadership changes - and doesn't change - her brash personality. I have no doubt, though, that this busty babe will do alright in the end.

Busty Superhero Chick rating (on a scale of 1 to 10 in which 1 is worst and 10 is bust - er, best) : 9.0