After one month, the dirty, horny dumbasses of Occupy Wall Street still don't have a clue as to what they're protesting! It's unbelievable that such an allegedly wired and social media-connected group of protestors still don't know what they're doing there! Don't you people read your own damn Twitter page?
Well morons, let me help you out! Here's What The Wall Street Protesters Are So Angry About
Take it to heart and memorize it, so that you don't sound like an idiot when the press asks what you've been doing for a month other than being a public health hazard with your month-long drinking, doping, f**king, defecating, urinating, etc out in public!
Now don't say that I never did anything for you!
Monday, October 17, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
John Lennon the conservative?
This article asks the question if John Lennon was a closet conservative.
Not only that, he rewrites some of Lennon's songs to reflect this possible conservative bent, including a remake of Imagine.
Well, I did that already! And I think mine version was better!
Not only that, he rewrites some of Lennon's songs to reflect this possible conservative bent, including a remake of Imagine.
Well, I did that already! And I think mine version was better!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Challenge to the artists! Oscar the Grouch moves to Wall Street
Okay, I am issuing a challenge to the artists based on the photo art above, which I got from a FB friend.
Imagine this scenario: Oscar the Grouch hears that there is now tons of trash on Wall Street because of the Wall Street Occupiers, so he decides to move there. Upon arriving, the potheads there see him and in their stoned state, believe that he is a marijuana bush. My challenge to you is to capture what happens next in a cartoon or artwork. >:-D
If you take up my challenge, post it to your FB page and let me know. I'll then post it here.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Stupiddist prowtestilers evar!
Not only are the Wall Street Occupiers clueless, they're also stupid!
Werst portessturs evah!
Werst portessturs evah!
Friday, October 7, 2011
Elizabeth Warren gets pwned!
From this news story: Elizabeth Warren, Scott Brown spar over nude photos
But I put it in a nutshell for you guys. >:-)
But I put it in a nutshell for you guys. >:-)
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Vegan and pro-life? Why the hell not?
If there were ever a liberal group that could eventually be swung to the pro-life side, it would be vegans and animal-rights activists. It's a very short leap in logic that if it's wrong to slaughter animals for our consumption, then it's wrong to slaughter unborn children in the womb.
This blog entry is coming out of a discussion with one of my vegan GFs, who's always trying to work me into adopting her dietary lifestyle. I have been countering with trying to get her to adopt my pro-life views. We are at an impasse, because I can eat a hamburger with no guilt and still believe that we must end our massive slaughter of unborn infants, while she can see the abortion issue as a "woman's decision" and not blink an eye to the end result of a life snuffed out before it takes its first breath, and yet she can be moved to tears with mere images of emaciated and caged animals.
She accuses me of an illogical inconsistency because of my views of the unborn and their inherent value of life, and yet not be moved as she is with the slaughterhouse imagery that are often part of the discussions we have. Not to sound flippant, but cows make damn fine hamburgers. Yes, it SOUNDS flippant, but I am actually making a point. My point is, we are a meat eating society - it's ingrained in our history and our culture - so her cause is an uphill battle. VERY uphill.
It's so uphill that when she embraces the logical inconsistency of being vegan and yet pro-choice, it undermines her credibility of just how much she values life. What her actions are saying that life is valuable and sacrosanct so long as it's animal life. Human life, meanwhile, is ours to use and dispose of as we see fit. While she may genuinely feel that responding with "I support a woman's desire to make decisions about her own body" is a perfectly legitimate response, it's actually a cop-out from an opportunity to demonstrate just how much she values life.
In other words, her arguments about the worth of animal life would be a LOT stronger if she also had the same burning desire of the worth of unborn human life. When I type that out, it seems kinda goofy that anyone couldn't see that logical flaw of viewing animal life as sacrosanct and not human life, but for her, she doesn't see it. Now don't get me wrong about her - she's a beautiful and wonderful person; otherwise, she wouldn't be one of my GFs!
But, so long as she is unable to see this contradiction, then she will be undermining her arguments with meat-eating prolifers like me. I think I have a pretty good idea on what you're thinking: Maybe if I become a vegan, then she'll become prolife. Trust me, it won't work. As embedded as being a carnivore is in my psyche, her pro-choice views are even more embedded. That is, I can give up meat much easier than she can give up her pro-choice views - so radically liberal is she.
No, if this is going to work and she is going to change the hearts of steak-lovers everywhere, then she'll need to make the shocking conversion of becoming a prolifer, and I mean full-bore, marching-at-Planned-Parenthood prolifer - and not a mere "I personally oppose abortion, but..." types, because "personally oppose" prolifers are in truth de facto pro-choicers.
The thing is, while she is in the process of adopting prolife views, she will find that she loses absolutely nothing in regards to her vegan views. In fact, in light of what she'll come to learn along the way, she'll find that being prolife and vegan is not only entirely consistent, but actually go hand-in-hand - it will actually complete what she believes about life and its worth. She will then see that if she is going to be changing hearts and minds, then she must be willing to view the lives of babies as beautiful and wonderful - just as much as the cuddly little forest critters or little lambs and baby chicks that are often stock imagery for vegan literature.
GF, you asked what it would take to win me over to your side. Well, here ya go. Do this, and you will win me over to your side. Now my question to you is this: Is your dedication to the animal rights cause deep and true and strong enough for you to venture exploring the pro-life side of the abortion debate? I promise you that it will be worth the struggle. :-)
And who knows - you might even change my mind one day on the vegan issue.
This blog entry is coming out of a discussion with one of my vegan GFs, who's always trying to work me into adopting her dietary lifestyle. I have been countering with trying to get her to adopt my pro-life views. We are at an impasse, because I can eat a hamburger with no guilt and still believe that we must end our massive slaughter of unborn infants, while she can see the abortion issue as a "woman's decision" and not blink an eye to the end result of a life snuffed out before it takes its first breath, and yet she can be moved to tears with mere images of emaciated and caged animals.
She accuses me of an illogical inconsistency because of my views of the unborn and their inherent value of life, and yet not be moved as she is with the slaughterhouse imagery that are often part of the discussions we have. Not to sound flippant, but cows make damn fine hamburgers. Yes, it SOUNDS flippant, but I am actually making a point. My point is, we are a meat eating society - it's ingrained in our history and our culture - so her cause is an uphill battle. VERY uphill.
It's so uphill that when she embraces the logical inconsistency of being vegan and yet pro-choice, it undermines her credibility of just how much she values life. What her actions are saying that life is valuable and sacrosanct so long as it's animal life. Human life, meanwhile, is ours to use and dispose of as we see fit. While she may genuinely feel that responding with "I support a woman's desire to make decisions about her own body" is a perfectly legitimate response, it's actually a cop-out from an opportunity to demonstrate just how much she values life.
In other words, her arguments about the worth of animal life would be a LOT stronger if she also had the same burning desire of the worth of unborn human life. When I type that out, it seems kinda goofy that anyone couldn't see that logical flaw of viewing animal life as sacrosanct and not human life, but for her, she doesn't see it. Now don't get me wrong about her - she's a beautiful and wonderful person; otherwise, she wouldn't be one of my GFs!
But, so long as she is unable to see this contradiction, then she will be undermining her arguments with meat-eating prolifers like me. I think I have a pretty good idea on what you're thinking: Maybe if I become a vegan, then she'll become prolife. Trust me, it won't work. As embedded as being a carnivore is in my psyche, her pro-choice views are even more embedded. That is, I can give up meat much easier than she can give up her pro-choice views - so radically liberal is she.
No, if this is going to work and she is going to change the hearts of steak-lovers everywhere, then she'll need to make the shocking conversion of becoming a prolifer, and I mean full-bore, marching-at-Planned-Parenthood prolifer - and not a mere "I personally oppose abortion, but..." types, because "personally oppose" prolifers are in truth de facto pro-choicers.
The thing is, while she is in the process of adopting prolife views, she will find that she loses absolutely nothing in regards to her vegan views. In fact, in light of what she'll come to learn along the way, she'll find that being prolife and vegan is not only entirely consistent, but actually go hand-in-hand - it will actually complete what she believes about life and its worth. She will then see that if she is going to be changing hearts and minds, then she must be willing to view the lives of babies as beautiful and wonderful - just as much as the cuddly little forest critters or little lambs and baby chicks that are often stock imagery for vegan literature.
GF, you asked what it would take to win me over to your side. Well, here ya go. Do this, and you will win me over to your side. Now my question to you is this: Is your dedication to the animal rights cause deep and true and strong enough for you to venture exploring the pro-life side of the abortion debate? I promise you that it will be worth the struggle. :-)
And who knows - you might even change my mind one day on the vegan issue.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Zombie Apocalypse! Interview of a Zombie
Yes, dear friends, the Zombie Apocalypse has invaded my blog! And through the magic of reckless use of the time/space continuum, I shall now interview - Zombie Me! Say hello, ZM!
ZM: Hrrrr... He-hellooo...
Me: As most of you might imagine with zombies, ZM has a bit of a difficulty speaking, so bear with her! She's trying! Now ZM, I understand that the only reason that you're not eating my brain right now is because you just ate, am I right?
ZM: Y- yesss.... Just ate Mi-michael Mmoore's brraainnzz....
Me: Ew. And how was that?
ZM: Hi-high fat content. But oth-otherwise, juicy... because it - it was barely used...
Me: And I understand that you favor the brains of liberals because of that, right?
ZM: Y-yess... Lib-liberalzz don't use - brainzz much.... And... liberalz brainzz...easier to get to...
Me: Why is that?
ZM: B-because they're so open-minded... their brainzz fall ouuut....
Me: (rimshot sound) So let me ask, how did I end up like you? Because of my super strength and healing, I'm very hard to injure, much less kill, so what finally did me in?
ZM: Hrrr...
Me: Or is this one of those things that I shouldn't know, because it would affect my future?
ZM: Future... already affected... by meeting meee nowww.....
Me: Ah, good point - and a moot point too, I suppose...
(Note: To speed things up, I have consolidated her next few responses as well as eliminated her "hrrrs" and long pauses, as well as eliminated my constant prodding for her to continue)
ZM: It was December 2012, and the country was celebrating the recent election of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. The liberals went insane, and many fled to Canada and Mexico. Others were so outraged that they managed to shut down YouTube several times with their endless video postings of their rants. To discuss the election results, Elizabeth Hasselbeck invited me to be her guest on The View. Also invited by the other hostesses were Janeane Garafalo, Matt Damon, Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and many others. Hasselbeck was allowed to invite only one guest while the other hostesses were allowed to invite as many as they wanted, so me and Hasselbeck smelled a set-up, and we were right. We were only a couple of minutes into the show before all the exits were suddenly sealed shut with thick metal plates and then we were mobbed. I punched a hole in the wall for Hasselbeck to escape, and then I stood my ground as long as I could before I was taken down. As it turns out, some of these well known liberals are superhuman, which is how they killed me. John Kerry, who has the ability to turn people into zombies, felt that it would add insult to injury to zombify me, so he did. It never occurred to him or any of the others of what a superhuman zombie could do, and I ate the brains of most of them before they could escape. The zombie apocalypse started from there, and has spread since then.
(We are now resuming her normal speech patterns)
Me: Wow. So in the process of retaliation for the 2012 election results, the liberals all got together and ended up making things worse. Sounds like the usual MO for them!
ZM: Hrrr... hehe....
Me: So if I'm invited to The View next December, I should decline, and then tell Elizabeth Hasselbeck to call in sick that day.
ZM: Y- yesss....
Me: Well, thank you for coming, Zombie Me. I need you to stick around for the rest of this month during my Zombie Apocalypse promotion, so let me think of where you could go. Hmm...
ZM: Hrrr... brainzzz....
Me: Yes, I imagine you must be hungry now after all that talking you did. Well, we can't exactly have you start another zombie apocalypse here in your past, and certainly not before Sarah Palin gets elected! Tell you what: I'll snap a pic of you to post in my blog, and then send you back to the future. (snaps pic)
ZM: Brainzz....
Me: Yes, dear. I'm working on it. Ah! Here we go! I'll plop you right into a meeting of the National Democratic Convention! Lots of unused liberal brains there!
ZM: Hmmm... Yummm.....
Me: Yeah, I thought you might like that. I would wish you well, but how well can a zombie's existence be? I guess I wish you - lots of brains to eat! See ya! (zaps ZM back to the future).
Well, there you have it, folks - a glimpse of the future that might come to pass! And at least now I know not to accept an invitation to The View!
And a great thanks to Rocio Zucchi for that most excellent artwork of undead me! I thank her for being able to draw her while ignoring the smell of undead flesh! I don't know how you did it without gagging, Rocio! Here's her deviantArt site to check out the rest of her stuff!
I hope I get a lot of you guys to join in on the fun this month! :-)
ZM: Hrrrr... He-hellooo...
Me: As most of you might imagine with zombies, ZM has a bit of a difficulty speaking, so bear with her! She's trying! Now ZM, I understand that the only reason that you're not eating my brain right now is because you just ate, am I right?
ZM: Y- yesss.... Just ate Mi-michael Mmoore's brraainnzz....
Me: Ew. And how was that?
ZM: Hi-high fat content. But oth-otherwise, juicy... because it - it was barely used...
Me: And I understand that you favor the brains of liberals because of that, right?
ZM: Y-yess... Lib-liberalzz don't use - brainzz much.... And... liberalz brainzz...easier to get to...
Me: Why is that?
ZM: B-because they're so open-minded... their brainzz fall ouuut....
Me: (rimshot sound) So let me ask, how did I end up like you? Because of my super strength and healing, I'm very hard to injure, much less kill, so what finally did me in?
ZM: Hrrr...
Me: Or is this one of those things that I shouldn't know, because it would affect my future?
ZM: Future... already affected... by meeting meee nowww.....
Me: Ah, good point - and a moot point too, I suppose...
(Note: To speed things up, I have consolidated her next few responses as well as eliminated her "hrrrs" and long pauses, as well as eliminated my constant prodding for her to continue)
ZM: It was December 2012, and the country was celebrating the recent election of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. The liberals went insane, and many fled to Canada and Mexico. Others were so outraged that they managed to shut down YouTube several times with their endless video postings of their rants. To discuss the election results, Elizabeth Hasselbeck invited me to be her guest on The View. Also invited by the other hostesses were Janeane Garafalo, Matt Damon, Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and many others. Hasselbeck was allowed to invite only one guest while the other hostesses were allowed to invite as many as they wanted, so me and Hasselbeck smelled a set-up, and we were right. We were only a couple of minutes into the show before all the exits were suddenly sealed shut with thick metal plates and then we were mobbed. I punched a hole in the wall for Hasselbeck to escape, and then I stood my ground as long as I could before I was taken down. As it turns out, some of these well known liberals are superhuman, which is how they killed me. John Kerry, who has the ability to turn people into zombies, felt that it would add insult to injury to zombify me, so he did. It never occurred to him or any of the others of what a superhuman zombie could do, and I ate the brains of most of them before they could escape. The zombie apocalypse started from there, and has spread since then.
(We are now resuming her normal speech patterns)
Me: Wow. So in the process of retaliation for the 2012 election results, the liberals all got together and ended up making things worse. Sounds like the usual MO for them!
ZM: Hrrr... hehe....
Me: So if I'm invited to The View next December, I should decline, and then tell Elizabeth Hasselbeck to call in sick that day.
ZM: Y- yesss....
Me: Well, thank you for coming, Zombie Me. I need you to stick around for the rest of this month during my Zombie Apocalypse promotion, so let me think of where you could go. Hmm...
ZM: Hrrr... brainzzz....
Me: Yes, I imagine you must be hungry now after all that talking you did. Well, we can't exactly have you start another zombie apocalypse here in your past, and certainly not before Sarah Palin gets elected! Tell you what: I'll snap a pic of you to post in my blog, and then send you back to the future. (snaps pic)
ZM: Brainzz....
Me: Yes, dear. I'm working on it. Ah! Here we go! I'll plop you right into a meeting of the National Democratic Convention! Lots of unused liberal brains there!
ZM: Hmmm... Yummm.....
Me: Yeah, I thought you might like that. I would wish you well, but how well can a zombie's existence be? I guess I wish you - lots of brains to eat! See ya! (zaps ZM back to the future).
Well, there you have it, folks - a glimpse of the future that might come to pass! And at least now I know not to accept an invitation to The View!
And a great thanks to Rocio Zucchi for that most excellent artwork of undead me! I thank her for being able to draw her while ignoring the smell of undead flesh! I don't know how you did it without gagging, Rocio! Here's her deviantArt site to check out the rest of her stuff!
I hope I get a lot of you guys to join in on the fun this month! :-)
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