Check this out! The classic comic books storyline of parallel universes just might be real!
It kinda creeps me out that I might be a freakin' liberal in another universe! Yikes! But then, if this is a mirror universe, then it means that my parents, rather than being Marxists, would instead be Ward and June Cleaver! LOL
Anyway, to help banish painful thoughts of me being liberal in a mirror universe, I whipped up this little ditty as a spoof of John Lennon's Imagine. Enjoy!
Imagine That!
-by Andromeda Perseus
Imagine there's no liberals
It's not easy , but go ahead and try
No global warming to scare us
No “green” taxes to make us cry
Imagine all the people
Keeping all their pay
Imagine there's no socialists
Yes, I know it’s hard to do
No Malthusian quotas to die for
And no death panels too
Imagine all the people
Having peace of mind
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday the libs will join us
So that in this world we’ll be left alone
Imagine keeping all your possessions
It’s a wonder if you can
No need to “spread the wealth”
Keeping all you earn – what a plan!
Imagine all the people
Keeping all their pay
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday the libs will join us
So that in this world we’ll be left alone
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