Unlike the previous time in which I just could not come up with an answer to the question of who would win in a fight between the Star Trek red shirts vs Star Wars stormtroopers, this "Who would win?" is easy!
In a fight between Lady Sylvanas Windrunner, the leader of the Forsaken and the Banshee Queen, versus Elf on the Shelf, who is Mr Dandy Fancypants, this would be a short fight - if it could be called that!
I mean, technically they're both elves, but that's the only similarity between them. Look at them! Sylvanas is ready for war, while EOTS is ready for - sitting!
Easy fight, fellas! LOL