Wonder Woman (WW from here on) is a princess of an island of Amazon warriors. Her mother is Queen Hippolyta, and her sister is Donna Troy. If not called WW, then she is also known as Princess Diana, or simply Diana. Others have worn the WW costume, including her mother and her sister, but Diana is the one most famous for wearing it. More on the costume below.
WW actually had her start way back in the early 1940's. As with most superheros with such an early start, explanations had to be given as to how someone who was in at least their 20's back in 1940 can still look so young more than 60 years later. Most of the time, the explanation is, "it's not the same person". See, 1940's WW is referred to as "Earth 2 WW", the one that met Steve Trevor and so forth. That WW actually had a daughter. The WW from the 1950's thru about 1985 is "Earth 1 WW". Wait, how did Earth 2 come before Earth 1? Don't think about it - it'll only make your head hurt.
After 1985, the current WW can be called, basically, "modern era WW". This WW still has the magic lasso, but it only forces them to tell the truth, and that's only if they choose to talk. If they don't want to talk, then they don't have to. But if they DO talk, then what comes out of their mouths is only the truth. The lasso of the past compelled whomever was ensnared in it to do the bidding of the holder of the lasso - usually WW, but it could be used by anyone, and that person could compel even WW to do their bidding if she happened to be ensnared in it.
Whatever era you look at, her origin is basically the same - Amazon Queen Hippolyta desires a child, even though she is on an island of only women. Guided by the ancient Greek goddesses, she forms a child with clay, and the goddesses cause that clay baby to form into a real baby. However, this baby has special abilities even beyond her superhuman and virtually immortal fellow Amazon sisters.
She comes to the U.S. for different reasons in each era, but basically she is serving as a sort of ambassador of Themyscira, the name of her home (also known as "Paradise Island"). Once she meets up with other superheroes, she joins their organizations - the Justice League. In whatever form the JL takes, she's always one of the founding members. Her, Superman and Batman form a core threesome that basically guide the other superheroes of the DC Comics universe. In recent years, she was in a controversy in which she purposefully broke a villain's neck in order to stop his mental control of Superman.
WW's costume has changed considerably over the years, but even in those early years, she showed cleavage - so she always had boobs. It's gone from the stiff bodice with skirt and clunky boots to the one-piecer with strange and impractical "ballet booties" to the stiletto heel boots to the current and more practical flat-soled boot. The cut of the leg openings can vary - depending on the artist drawing her - from a cut that covers her whole butt to one that is "wedgie wear". She's always almost always had the bracelets and headband/tiara, even though those have changed in appearance over the years as well.
WW is also known for a scene in this video clip from an episode in the Cartoon Network show, Justice League Unlimited, titled "Dark Heart". Check it out!
Yep, that's WW really sticking a superhero in her bra! Here's a still shot of that scene:
Wow! What a lucky dude! Thing is, that couldn't really happen (yeah yeah, "suspend your disbelief" and all that. I get it), because...
1.) that space between her breasts is just that: a space. It's not a cockpit or otherwise a seat where Atom could strap himself into. It's simply a space, and as she moved around or even flipped upside down, there is nothing keeping Atom from falling out - unless there's something in her costume or bra small enough for his tiny hands to hold onto.
2.) Her breasts - that is, real breasts - are not hard and immobile. They are basically rubbery bags with nothing but the bra to support them. Without a bra or some sort of support, breasts will flop this way and that, depending upon the movement; thus, when WW draws her arms together, her breasts are pushed together - and Atom could get crushed! And since she's superstrong, he could literally get flattened like roadkill on the street! Hell, he could get crushed to death just from her breathing hard! Then WW would have this disgusting red stain in her cleavage! I doubt even the horniest teenager would want to go out that way!
Here is a video clip of how much breasts move in a WW costume. The woman, of course, is Lynda Carter, who played WW way back in the 1970's.
See how much they move side to side? Now imagine Atom in her cleavage! It would be the equivalent of two giant walls slamming on him from side to side! Now imagine the real WW and her super strength, and the impact of those "walls" increases by probably a hundred! And that's if he doesn't just fly out from all that side to side movement! Okay, one more:
3.) What's to keep Atom from sliding further down? If there is a bra under that bodice, then perhaps that prevents him from sliding down, but it wouldn't prevent him from falling out (see #1)! If there is no bra under there, then he could slide further down into - well, all kinds of trouble! And not the good kind (sorry, fellas!)! If he's not crushed by her breasts coming down on him from above, then her superstrong abs could crush him if she were to do some sort of stomach crunch fighting the bad guys. And if he goes further down even more- still not good! All that leg movement (powered by superstrong muscles) provide too many methods that he will be crushed to death!
Nope, even in comics and cartoons, this just won't work! This is still the stuff of teenage sexual fantasies! One last note: In a recent issue of The Atom, WW is seen sticking her hand in her bra to pull out - a chair for Atom! What the HELL?? C'mon, folks! How and why is she keeping his furniture in her bra?? And didn't the pointy legs of that chair hurt while in her bra?
Okay, enough of this. Let's move on...
Here we have the actress most famous for playing Wonder Woman: Lynda Carter!
No other actress has been able to pull off playing the Amazon like she has.
And finally, here's a pic of WW for you to put on your computer or cellphone wallpaper:
Whew! I'm tired!
Busty Superhero Chick rating on a scale of 1 to 10 in which 1 is worst and 10 is best, WW gets a 9.75. Highest rating ever!
Highest ever, that is, until me! Finally, at last, later this week I make my own first appearance! You will see for who this blog is named. You will at last see THE Busty Superhero Chick! Stay tuned!
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1 comment:
Excellent analysis of Wonder Woman's breasts, and their devastating effect upon the diminutive form of The Atom. You have convinced me. Completely.
Women should not have anything to do with producing comics, or cartoons. Or with nit-picking them. It's been awhile since I've seen just a few paragraphs suck so much fun out of something.
What in the world is wrong with Ray? WW says it's time for him to get out, and away he goes? Dude's priorities are seriously out of whack.
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