There is now a Facebook group that reveals the truth about the H1N1 vaccine: It's actually a zombifier! Don't believe me? Actually, it all makes perfect sense when you put it all together. So far, D.C. has been promising that their proposed government "public option" wouldn't add to the deficit, this despite costing even by their estimations close to a trillion dollars.
So how can a budgetary monstrosity like that be deficit neutral? Simple. Turn everyone into zombies, and what better way to start that up than by taking advantage of the swine flu scare by inoculating them with a zombie shot disguised as a vaccine? Once you're a zombie, then you wouldn't need health care, would you? It's a brilliant plan in its own twisted way.
All I gotta say is that I'm glad that one of my super powers is super healing! :-O
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Yeah. You may have super healing but with half the population of the U.S. turned into zombies thanks to the H1N1 vaccines you'll have your work cut out for you. Zombies to the left of you; zombies to your right! There will be no where you can hide. And since this vaccination does not effect intelligence, don't think you can get away by flying. There is a chance you'll be shot down by zombie pilots of the United States Air-force.
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